Gift Guide: Girliepop Stoner

The first in a series of gift guides for all the stoners in your life this holiday szn

Happy Tuesday!

Sorry I disappeared off the face of the earth—mental+chronic illness hit a little extra hard for a hot minute.

It’s the most wonderful time of the year! It’s time to blast as many versions of Wham’s Last Christmas as possible and time for everyone with gift-giving as a love language to enter their element. If you yearn to give good gifts but struggle to figure out what, fear not: I’ve got you covered for all the different kinds of stoners in your life.

This week, we’re going over my favorite genre of stoner gear to curate: Girliepop. I’ll be dividing this into sections of “fucking pricy, buy this for a romantic partner or a best-best friend,” “bougie but not outrageous,” and “budget friendly+adorbs.” If it’s from CannaCutie, my affiliate code is eevee10cutie for 10% off.

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Edie Parker Jelly Table Lighter

Sitting at $195, there’s no denying that you’re paying a pretty penny for a lighter, but you can’t put a price tag on style.

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Burning Love 16” Day Dreamer Beaker Bong

At $108, the size-to-price ratio is pretty solid, and speaking from experience the bongs from Burning Love are sturdy. If the girliepop stoner in your life is also incredibly clumsy, this is a fantastic pick.

Burning Love 16” Radiant Bong—Pink

So this is actually the bong I use and love with all my heart. She’s $98 and has held up through borderline abuse at times. Also—the iridescent coating hasn’t come off as easily as it has on pieces from other brands, so you can clean your bong and it will still look pretty.

CannaStyle XXL Princess Bong 18”

Another certified cutie patootie, $119 feels like a pretty fair price for this tall pink girlie bong. If you know and love (or maybe are) a princessy coquette stoner, do not hesitate to buy this.

Blazy Susan Love Tray

I am a Blazy Susan dickrider till the day I die. That is simply who I am as a person. My rotating tray from them is my prized possession, and this one is especially cute with all of the pink hearts. At $150, she’s the perfect gift for your favorite girlie stoner.

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CannaCutie Blunt Slut Hoodie

It’s cute, it’s pink, and it’ll run you $50-55 depending on your size (use code eevee10cutie for 10% off!)

Burning Love Coquette Bow Pipe

Another princess-y piece, for $30 you can get your favorite coquette stoner the cutest coquette pipe.

Burning Love Bunny Geo Pipe

Running you $45, this cute geometric pipe is covered in little rabbits. It’s almost (almost) too cute to smoke out of!

CannaStyle Hand Painted Strawberry Dab Rig

Look at you, strawberry dab
If your friend is like me and prefers strawberry strains, why not get them a strawberry rig to match? At just under $60, she’s the perfect sweet treat for a friend.

CannaStyle Cloud Bowl Holder Bundle

We can’t neglect the storage end of cannabis gear, and this bowl holder fits the bill for the cutest accessory ever. She’s shaped like a cloud, comes with three bowls (one shaped like a heart, one like a crescent moon, and one like a cloud) all for $48! A steal, honestly.

Burning Love Hello Kitty Grinder

You know a stoner who fucks with Hello Kitty? Of course you do, what kind of a question is that? For $34, get them a pink sparkly Hello Kitty grinder.

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CannaStyle Heart Dab Tool

Another one for the dab queens, this $12 dab tool will be the cutest addition to their collection.

CannaCutie Sassy Sticker Pack

Does your loved one have enough smoking gear to last a lifetime? Get them a pack of stickers to decorate their stash containers with for $10 (use code eevee10cutie for 10% off)!

CannaCutie Blunt Slut Keychain

Don’t have the money to spring for the aforementioned hoodie, or just wanna get a cute keychain to match? This one’s $10 and adorbs (there’s also a matching pin for the same price!)

CannaStyle Heart-Shaped Dab Container

Get your favorite dab queen a cute ass silicone container (or two! they’re only $5!) and maybe she’ll share her dabs with you.