Gift Guide: Trinkets and Kitschy Things
Gear to gift the quirky stoner in your life this holiday season
Happy Tuesday!
The Saints won on Sunday so I’m thriving. Spending a couple days in Keystone starting today to try to get my head on straight.
ok my little update is done time for the content
This week I wanted to highlight another one of my fave genres of stoner gear: Kitschy little trinkets with fun little gimmicks. If you’re friends with god’s quirkiest stoner (or maybe you are god’s quirkiest stoner), this is for you.
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Edie Parker Jelly Table Lighter—Shrimp
I do love Edie Parker, as expensive as they are. I actually have one of their table lighters (not the jelly one, but still fun) and can confirm they are equally cute and functional. The base doubles as an ash tray which wipes clean super easy with a dry or damp paper towel. It will, however, run you almost $300. She’s sooo cute though.
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Edie Parker Butter Table Lighter
Ok this is the Edie Parker table lighter I own. She’s usually $150 but is on sale for $113 at the time I’m posting this. I really am obsessed with her.
Edie Parker Balloon Pipe
This is the part where I let you know that all of the high-budget items are going to be Edie Parker. It’s not my fault they have the market cornered on kitschy expensive smoking gear. She’s about $70, which is a lot for a pipe, but the quality is there.
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Cannastyle Lava Lamp Dab Rig
I’m kind of dying to get my hands on this so if you snag it before me please let me know how you like it. It’ll run you $80, which is a more than fair price for the amount of detail.
Burning Love Tamagatchi Pipe
Y’all remember Tamagachis? You wanna smoke one? It’s like consuming the souls of your past digital pets you neglected to death (god forbid someone makes a Nintendog version of this). In all seriousness, if your friend is as cute as they are quirky, this is well worth the $34.
Cannastyle Snail Bubbler
If my parents are reading this (and I know they are) then they know what the perfect stocking stuffer will be. This $50 friend is even smiling at you!
Edie Parker Potty Mouth Gift Kit
Featuring a toothbrush-shaped pipe, a lighter shaped like a pack of gum, and a matching ash tray, this $48 variety kit is perfect for the kitschy stoner you know who’s just missing a little something.
Thanks for reading! See y’all Thursday!