One thing about me—if Blazy Susan puts out a product, I’m probably going to end up buying it. I have yet to be disappointed by anything I’ve tried of theirs, and their new cartridge batteries are no exception.
Coming in 6 unique designs, the Blazy Susan Secret Box battery is every down-low stoner’s dream. The shape closely mimics a nicotine vape, with the LED dashboard being nearly identical to that of the Geek Bar. The packaging included a QR code for instructions on how to use it but did not include the USB-C cable required for charging.
Despite its small-ish size, the battery is lightweight and can hold cartridges up to 2 grams in size. When you get to playing around with the different wattage settings, 5 total, the battery packs quite a punch. To hit, you just quick pull—no need to press and/or hold a button, though if you wanted to preheat you could still do so—just press the bottom button twice. The numbers on the bottom row in the LED display count the number of hits taken between charges, which is another fun feature. The only legitimate complaint I have is that I have to take the outer casing off every time the cart gets clogged.
Overall I would rate this at 5 stars. The battery life is insane, the product itself is incredibly beginner-friendly, the designs are super cute, and it solves a problem that many stoners have been concerned about as cartridges become more popular and therefore more recognizable.
As always, all opinions are my own, and I have no affiliation with any brands, dispensaries, or growers at this time.